nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

ruf1oh-n1tram:

Homestucks can agree on three things.

  1. Equius <> Nepeta
  2. Homestuck is confusing
  3. Dante Basco

Film Meme [ 6 ] Underrated or Unappreciated Films
→ [ 6 ] Treasure Planet (2002) "Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins: you got the makings of greatness in you.  But you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you’re made of — well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day."

cherubplaycomics:

that’s not even mentioning the femjohns.

cherubplaycomics:

that’s not even mentioning the femjohns.

Me: Man! It's hot as fuck outside!! The sun is so bright, better dress for the weather.
Me: *wears all black*

sosuperawesome:

Jewelry by jerseymaids

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

darthxerik:

luminous-beings-are-fangirling:

the-most-profound-of-bonds:

thebitchoftheliving:

ranetree:

yo this song was my jam

this movie makes me so happy, not just because of the religious aspect but also because I study Egyptology and the fact that they used the right pharaoh, his personality and all, and all the Egyptian gods always makes me fangirl. plus the music is kickass.

I mean, have you heard Plagues??? 

whenever you feel like your life is going nowhere, or you’ve screwed up or you’ve just given up… those last two gifs pretty much sum it all up.

franciium:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

When people can’t handle the truth.

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod