netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

yofuu:

When commercials try to be “hip”
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aquilafeathers:

THIS BOY IS FALLING APART BUT HE’S MORE WORRIED ABOUT AOBA GETTING WET THAN HIMSELF I’M CRYING LIKE A BABY DON’T LOOK AT ME

aquilafeathers:

THIS BOY IS FALLING APART BUT HE’S MORE WORRIED ABOUT AOBA GETTING WET THAN HIMSELF I’M CRYING LIKE A BABY DON’T LOOK AT ME

lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
Robin Williams (via wordsnquotes)

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

tavr0ss → what does puta mean?
assbutt-in-the-garrison:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

seansoo:

seansoo:

having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background

disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

meme-meme:

stabilized star trek shot

meme-meme:

stabilized star trek shot