warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

xoshannonanne:


this makes me super uncomfortable and i don’t know why

xoshannonanne:

this makes me super uncomfortable and i don’t know why

Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via statexalchemist)
toasty-oats:

leder-hosen:

I’m up playing video games and eating snacks
It’s midnight, meaning I’m pretty much 16 now
* happy birthday to me *

Happy birthday you big nerd

D’aww thanks wiener pants

toasty-oats:

leder-hosen:

I’m up playing video games and eating snacks
It’s midnight, meaning I’m pretty much 16 now
* happy birthday to me *

Happy birthday you big nerd

D’aww thanks wiener pants

fallingloki:

I’m up playing video games and eating snacks
It’s midnight, meaning I’m pretty much 16 now
* happy birthday to me *

I’m up playing video games and eating snacks
It’s midnight, meaning I’m pretty much 16 now
* happy birthday to me *

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

INTP Traits - "The Thinkers" »

myersbriggspersonalitytypes:

Positive Traits:

  • Extremely imaginative, creative and ingenious
  • Tend to be highly intelligent
  • Observant
  • Generally laid-back and easy-going
  • Usually go-getters
  • The love and affection they feel for those close to them is often childlike in its purity
  • Enthusiastic in their approach to…

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

noizjaku:

when ur playing dmmd and ur mom asks what ur doing 

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stuff-that-irks-me:

Steak

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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